- Ash the Fatty
- Awkward Iceman
- Doc Stretchy Head
- Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness
- Flip. and he's not a scientist.
- Grapey Hair
- Spike N' Scoop
- Ugly Hair Man
Characters that aren't specifically mentioned but appear in the story anyway.
- Casual Cashew
- Flowery Bugeyes
- Giraffe Garage
- Lunch Tray
- Nosedive Kite Dude
- Sideways Sea-Life
The Awesome Webkinz Wiki has finally been rebuilt, and Silly passes out from working. Lily sees this as an opportunity and runs into his office and starts writing her own Zexal story, Lily's Zexal. Whale asks Lily to marry him and Penny starts playing the wedding song badly on the piano, and Lily yells at her. Silly regains consciousness and throws away Lily's story and starts to write his own.
At Skhool, Ash the Fatty announces a hot dog eating contest, where the prize for winning is a mansion and submarine. Everyone runs towards the signup sheet, but Ash the Fatty mumbles to himself that the prize is only brussel sprouts. Later before the contest, Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness injects Oilmonade into all the hot dogs.
At the contest, Flip. and he's not a scientist. is acting as the announcer. Ugly Hair Man tells Whale he is going to beat him, but passes out. The same thing happens to Whale, and to every other contestant until only Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness is left, and is declared the winner. An ambulance arrives and loads everyone into the ambulance.
A few hours later, Spike N' Scoop tells Grapey Hair that they all died. He questions that Spike N' Scoop was supposed to be a news reporter, but she tells him that Silly didn't know who else to make a nurse. Grapey Hair goes home, not seeming to care, and tells Doc Stretchy Head that Nosedive Kite Dude died, and asks if he can have his stuff. Doc Stretchy Head doesn't seem to care either and tells Grapey Hair that's fine.
The participating students wake up in Iceland, where Awkward Iceman tells them all that they died. Whale starts complaining and a hole in the ground opens up and they fall back to earth. Meanwhile Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness is excited at having his prizes, but the mansion crumbles and the submarine shoots out a bag of brussel sprouts and then sinks. He complains that he got brussel sprouts. Penny then comments on how weird the story was.
|Silly's Zexal Episodes|
| Season 1|
Week o' Whale · The Pit of Spoofer Doom · Sole Stealer! · A Very SHOCKING Episode · In The End · Whaleoween · Turkey Farm · Cookie Thief · HOT DOGS · A Zexal Carol · Counting Stars · Spoofer's Revenge · Unhappy Valentine's Day · The Taco Tragedy · Rise of the Berries